BREAKING NEWS: Psychology Comes To Halt As Weary Researchers Say The Mind Cannot Possibly Study Itself

Important breaking news from America’s finest news source, The Onion. Psychology Comes To Halt As Weary Researchers Say The Mind Cannot Possibly Study Itself ISSUE 50•30 • Jul 31, 2014 Psychologists caution that it is a grave folly to believe anything objective can be learned about the human mind given that the object of observation … Read more

Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers

Because of all their awkwardness and social ineptitude, and due to their literalist interpretation of things, autistic people may often seem to be blind to a reality that’s obvious to the rest of us. But sometimes that’s a two-way street because they can often see as obvious what the rest of us may be blissfully … Read more

Romney to Travel Back in Time to Kill Liberal Version of Himself

If you are a Republican, you’re probably not all that thrilled with your presidential candidate Mitt Romney, what with more flip-flopping on political issues than a patient with multiple-personality disorder on meth. It looks like this guy will say anything for votes. But if you’re concerned about all the inconsistencies, fear not. The Onion reports … Read more